The latest internet craze, a recipe for Sleepy Chicken in which chicken is marinated in NyQuil, has nothing on Stay Awake Soup. Here is the recipe:
1-Dump 20 counterfeit Adderall methamphetamine-laced pills into your favorite soup
2-Bring soup to full boil for 3 minutes
3-Set heat to low and gently simmer for 30 minutes or until all pills have dissolved, stirring occasionally
4-Turn heat up to medium for 2 minutes (just to be sure)
5-Put your health insurance card and in-case-of-emergency (ICE) contact information inside your front pocket so it can be easily found
6-Enjoy your soup!