If you like ‘Sleepy Chicken’, you’ll love ‘Stay Awake Soup’

The latest internet craze, a recipe for Sleepy Chicken in which chicken is marinated in NyQuil, has nothing on Stay Awake Soup.  Here is the recipe:



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1-Dump 20 counterfeit Adderall methamphetamine-laced pills into your favorite soup

2-Bring soup to full boil for 3 minutes

3-Set heat to low and gently simmer for 30 minutes or until all pills have dissolved, stirring occasionally

4-Turn heat up to medium for 2 minutes (just to be sure)

5-Put your health insurance card and in-case-of-emergency (ICE) contact information inside your front pocket so it can be easily found

6-Enjoy your soup!

Contributor: BigEffingMess