7 Things to Avoid when Holiday Guests are in Town

Satirical writer and novelist (Not For Public Consumption) highlights the Roommate from Hell and the Top Seven Holiday Don’ts in this satirical comic strip.

 


The Holiday Don’t List

So apparently my roommates had a House Meeting and didn’t invite me. But they did leave me the minutes:  an entire LIST of things they don’t want me to do while their guests are visiting for the holidays…


 

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dont drink out of milk container


 

dont rant to the computer about microsoft sucking


 

Dont do circus tricks with your cat


 

dont eat over the kitchen sink


 

dont grill about smartphones


 

dont tell your dog why you hate people


 

kids internet sensation


 

I cannot believe I have been ‘holiday don’t-listed’.


 

leaving town


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